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2006

Movies (Top 10) | Albums (Top 10) | Albums (11-20) | TV Shows (Top 10)

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*Note: This was a weird year and I was traveling for a good part of it.  Thusly, I only got to see 30 films when I normally see around 50 each year.  I know I missed some that might have made my list  including Apocalypto, Notes on a Scandal, and Casino Royale.  I’ll be catching them as soon as I can but I’m just going to leave the list the way it is to fairly represent what I did actually see in 2006.

 

Awards

Movies (Top 10)

10: Babel

Babel- When the closing credits rolled at the end of Babel, I was pretty sure that it wouldn’t make my Top 10 this year, but as I have pondered the film for a few weeks, I feel that it deserves at least a spot on the list.  All things considered, my biggest problem with it is that is a good film when it should have been a great film.  All the requisite ingredients were there: great actors, intense story, beautiful score, tension, resolution, etc. but somehow it just missed the mark of true greatness. For the most part, I really believed in the characters and felt for them.  In this regard, the film succeeds.  It made me care, but it didn’t make me care enough.  What I’m saying is that Babel really is merely the sum of its parts and I was hoping for more.  

9: The Departed

“Ensemble Cast” films are tricky.  All too often you have egocentric brilliant-ness exploding in front of the camera in such a chaotic way that the frame can hardly contain the blast.  Although The Departed is far from perfect, it does manage to avoid this problem.  Martin Scorsese’s deft directing allows the actors to stay out of each others’ way and create fantastic, genuine performances.  Nicholson, Walburg, DiCaprio, Damon, Sheen, and Baldwin all absolutely shine in the film and the (stunning) Vera Farmiga rounds out a near-flawless production from an directing/acting/script standpoint.  The biggest issue I have with The Departed is simply the pedestrian nature of the story.  (And yes I know the film is a remake of Infernal Affairs) It is just not all that creative.  There are no significant plot twists or surprises to speak of.  The audience is omniscient and omnipresent allowing no room for genuine shock or surprise outside of the visceral impact of the violence.  The ending tries to be dramatic but comes across as a bit silly.  This review sounds like I didn’t like this movie, but I actually did.  Like Babel though, I expected more.  

8: Fearless

Oddly enough, the biggest problem I have with The Departed is the thing that makes Fearless so good: simplicity.  Jet Li is a decent actor but he is an incredible martial artist.  When a director steps aside and lets Li do what he does best, he shines like few others in the business.  (Li is 43 by the way)  Fearless is a fairly conventional tale of pride, loss, and redemption, but the simplistic story is ancillary to the action.  Now I’m not saying the story is shallow, it is rather moving actually, but the story functions as the canvas with Li as the artist.  Together with the legendary choreography of Yuen Wo Ping, Li paints broad and fine strokes made of punches, kicks, swords, and spears and creates a martial arts classic.

 

7: Little Miss Sunshine

Little Miss Sunshine is a family film, not suitable for the whole family.  If you are between the ages of 18 and 35, I would not recommend that you have your parents see this one.  The “Boomers” will not “get” this movie.  It does not fit the paradigm that the 60+ crowd has grown accustomed to in the “American Family Road Comedy/Drama” genre.  From the trailers, one might assume that this is the “feel-good hit of the season” and while it is cute and funny, it is also dark, subversive and edgy.  The story itself (again) takes a back seat to the personalities of the characters.  Without exception, the characters are troubled, confused, conflicted, and misguided, in other words, they are more typical than we would like to admit.  Coming from a somewhat less-than-conventional family myself, I could relate.  All that to say, Sunshine is, in the end, a charming, yet troublesome affirmation of the strength and significance of the American family.  

6: Jackass: Number 2

Jackass is an odd beast.  The common line of thinking about Johnny Knoxville’s TV show and films is that they are, to be generous, “low-brow.”  They mostly involve a handful of morons running around the world, in various states of undress, doing bizarre and often disturbing things to themselves and each other for a laugh.  This is a fairly accurate assessment and I think many learned individuals would scoff at the idea of trying to “deconstruct” such nonsense.  However, I will now attempt to do just that:  Jackass is brilliant.  It is brilliant in the same sense that “The Three Stooges” was brilliant.  The stunts and jokes tap into one of the fundamental elements of the human condition: People like to watch other people fall down.  It is just something that is hard-wired into our DNA.  It is primal, it is ancient.  When you peel back the layers of Jackass (that even sounds gross) you find that it represents and harkens back to the very origins of comedy itself.  Ever read The Canterbury Tales?  Chaucer wrote them in the 14th century but they contain comedy that is both silly and vulgar.  How about the Bible?  Have you read the verse where St. Paul jokes that “"As for those agitators, I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves." (Galatians 5:12)  In the context of the passage, that’s funny stuff.  Nathan Lee of The New York Times states it better than I could hope to: “Debased, infantile and reckless in the extreme, this compendium of body bravado and malfunction makes for some of the most fearless, liberated and cathartic comedy in modern movies.”  This brand of comedy is nothing new, but it sure makes me laugh… and I have a college degree.  

5: Rocky Balboa

I am a Rocky fan.  The original Rocky was a classic.  Rocky II featured one of the best endings of any sports movie ever.  Rocky III… three letters for you: Mr. T.  Rocky IV is a glorious, iconic snapshot of what it meant to be an American at the end of the Cold War.  Rocky V?  I didn’t see it but I hear it’s horrible and it is for this reason that I, and most of the Rocky fans in the world, groaned in disbelief when it was announced that the 53 year-old Sylvester Stallone was going to strap on the gloves one more time as Rocky Balboa.  Soon after the announcement, there was a bit of buzz on the web that the script was actually pretty good and that Stallone himself was at the helm.  Reports began trickling in from extras on the sets and the positive buzz increased.  When I walked into the theater to see the film, I had already planned to love the movie.  When I walked out of the theater, I did.  It is obvious from the first frame that this film was a labor of love for Stallone.  It wasn’t about making money or becoming hip again, it was, quite literally, about biding a dignified and honorable farewell to an American hero.  

4: Hard Candy

Hard Candy is brilliant for a number of reasons.  First of all, it really only involves two characters: Hayley, a shy, precocious 15 year old and Geoff, a handsome-yet-semi-creepy 30 year old photographer who is (apparently) trying to seduce her.  There are only two other minor characters in the story who appear onscreen for a few minutes.  At the beginning of the film, Hayley and Geoff have been communicating online and have decided to meet.  That’s the set-up and the premise for the story.   The two actors (Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson) skillfully carry the entire movie themselves, a task most “seasoned” actors would shun.  After the initial exposition, director David Slade slowly and methodically crafts a story that is absolutely frightening and thoroughly engaging.  Initially, the film appears to be a “don’t talk to strangers” story but it quickly turns into a completely different genre of film altogether.  I am not easily shocked, but this movie shocked me.  I don’t tend to get physically uncomfortable watching movies, but this movie made me physically uncomfortable.  I have grown used to a film “culture” in which most films cause more yawns than gasps but this amazingly vivid and provocative film pushed aside any awareness of anything besides what was happening on the screen and that, to me, is a job well-done.  Watch at your own risk.

3: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit of Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Say what you will about my list of films this year, but you’d have a hard time faulting me for a lack of diversity in my selections.  Case in point: Borat, definitely the funniest, possibly the most unique film of the year.  Once again, if you write this movie off because of it’s crudeness or because you’ve heard that it is “offensive” then you’ve totally missed the point.  Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius in the style of Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce.  Cohen’s schtick (via Borat and his other two characters Ali G. and Bruno) is to let people reveal their own stupidity, closed-mindedness, and complete lack of humor by the things THEY say, not him.  He’s not a “joke” guy nor is he a “stunt” guy.  His brand of humor is something completely different.  I’ve been a Cohen fan for about five years now, but I have never laughed as much as I did watching this film.  There were moments when I literally couldn’t see through the tears streaming down my face.  The infamous “wrestling” scene is something that will be seared in my consciousness forever, for better or worse.  The only downside to this film is that it has propelled Cohen into true stardom thus removing his ability to recreate the magic of Borat’s anonymity, but maybe that’s a good thing.

2: Superman Returns

I’ve always been more of a Batman guy than a Superman guy but I have to admit that when I heard that Bryan Singer (X-Men I and II) was bringing the Man of Steel back to the big screen I had a bit of a geek attack.  After years of nonsense and drama regarding Warner Brothers and their continual rejection of great ideas for Superman (see An Evening With Kevin Smith for examples) I was stoked to hear that they had finally stumbled upon a good script and a cutting-edge director.  Unlike most of the geeks I know (and the list is long but distinguished) I had faith.  I believed.  In fact, not only did I believe, but I never worried about the movie for a minute.  I just knew it was going to be awesome.  The casting was right on.  The style was realistic and believable, well, you know, for a movie about a flying guy in tights.  I’ve said this before about good super-hero films (including last year’s Batman Begins) but what makes them good is that the director respects the material.  Not coincidentally, WB released the newly re-cut Richard Donner version of the original “Superman II” which, when held up against the theatrical release of the film, shows the difference between a director who respects the original material and one who doesn’t.  “Superman Returns” is fun, well-paced, well-acted and features effects work that surpass anything ever done in the genre.  

1: Children of Men

There are nine good movies on my list this year, but only one great one.  In fact, not only is Children of Men great, it is important; MUCH more important than a film like Babel which merely tries to be important.  I’m really curious to see whether or not we as a country are ready for a film like this, unfortunately, I don’t think we are.  Part of the greatness of Children lies not so much in what the film is, but in what it isn’t.  Sadly, I’m accustomed to being treated like an idiot when I watch movies.  I’m used to movie-makers spoon-feeding me lame, tired stories with canned, rote dialogue.  I’m used to being beaten over the head with the director’s agenda and being reminded over and over again what the characters are doing, saying, and thinking.  I am used to “A+B=C” storylines that rarely deviate from standard storytelling formulas.  I am used to films in which I am not asked to think or to even pay attention. At the end of THIS movie, however, I wanted to find the writer, the director, and the producer, give them all a big hug and thank them profusely for not treating me, the moviegoer, like a complete moron.  Much of the story’s exposition takes place in the background, on signs, TV screens, and on various newspaper clippings scattered throughout the devastated, ruined locations in the film.  Key details of the story are implied and insinuated rather than stated explicitly.  The sounds in the film are used as a storytelling device and not as a necessary evil.  In one particularly harrowing scene, the main character Theo stumbles slowly through a crumbling building as a bloody battle rages around him. As he walks from room to room, he begins to hear the faint sound of a baby crying.  We as the audience hear what he is hearing and as he gets closer to the child, the sound becomes clear and distinct amidst the aural chaos of battle.  This is fantastic and subtle and glorious.  The direction and photography in this film are nothing less than stunning and the battle scenes rival anything put to film in the last twenty years.  Children of Men is both a warning and an admonition about what happens when people lose hope.  It feels real, it feels relevant, and it forces the viewer to ask “what if” without providing an easy answer.

Albums (Top 10)

10) 30 Seconds to Mars – “A Beautiful Lie”

Each year I have one or two “guilty pleasure” albums so I guess this is mine for 2006.  I know I’m not supposed to like 30 Seconds because they are what “the kids” are into and they are emo/screamo/whatever AND they have a movie/TV star as their lead singer HOWEVER I kinda like them anyway.  I think context may have something to do with it as the context in which I first listened to this record was very good, ie. the beginning of my current relationship.  All that having being said, the songs are tight, catchy and intense.  Jared Leto has a very decent voice that blends well with the rest of the band, and the super-tight production doesn’t hurt either.  Will this band be around for a long time?  I doubt it, but I will give their next record a fair shot.

 

9) Sparta – “Threes”

Sparta’s music is very intense.  This is the kind of stuff I listen to when I am in one of those “I want to break things” kind of moods.  Now, I don’t find myself in that mood often, but when I do, Sparta hits the spot.  Strangely enough, this record is a tad quieter than their previous record “Porcelain,” but somehow the lack of bombast actually adds to the intensity.  It’s cool to see a singer get better with age, because typically the opposite is true.  On “Threes” singer Jim Ward sounds better than ever.  “Taking Back Control” and “Unstitch Your Mouth” are heavy, powerful, and rich, invoking the listener to resist the temptation of complacency. 

 

8) The Secret Machines – “Ten Silver Drops”

It took me several listens to this album to even begin to like it.  In fact, as of two days ago, I had decided that I wasn’t going to include it in my Top 10.  I’m glad I put on the headphones and gave it one more chance.  This time, it stuck.  I really loved TSM’s first album “Now Here is Nowhere” and they have maintained the level of quality on their sophomore effort.  What strikes me about “Ten Silver Drops” is that it feels more personal.  Whereas the lyrics on “Nowhere” were almost totally abstract, the lyrics on this record paint clearer pictures and set more specific scenes giving you a clearer idea of what these guys are trying to do with their music.  The songs are faster, less-noisy but just as strong.  The music itself is diverse, epic and distinct, further setting the band’s sound apart from the fray.  The Secret Machines are truly unique and they have an important place in modern music.  Check out the song “1000 Seconds” to see what I’m talking about.

 

7) Panic! At the Disco – “A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out”

I listened to this whole album last night just to make a final decision as to where it should fit in on the list this year.  I’m happy with its position as my #7 favorite record of the year.  The first two singles “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” and “But it’s Better if You Do” are what initially drew me to the band, but honestly the song “Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off” is the best cut on the album.  Singer Brendon Urie’s voice is not the most original voice in music but his vocals are clear, distinct and passionate, with a touch or sarcasm.  His clever, self-aware lyrics do a wonderful job of setting the tone of each song and selling the story.  The album in also cleverly divided into two sections, the first of which includes lots of synth and drum machine (ala The Killers) while the other half utilizes strings and orchestral instrumentation.  Very cool.

 

6) Mew – “And the Glass Handed Kites”

This band and this album hit me out of nowhere.  The first time I heard the song “Special” it felt like finding a $20 bill in an old pair of jeans.  I had grown a bit depressed about the state of music in 2006, but these guys renewed my faith.  The foundation for almost all of their songs is a simple two guitar approach with one of the guitars playing a jangly, rhythmic, syncopated set of riffs while the other guitar fills in with a “wall of sound” distorted crunch.  Lots of bands do this, but Mew do it well. The drum and percussion work is amazing, often incorporating unconventional structure and time changes.  On top of all the instrumentation, the airy vocals weave and flow in harmonic layers.  The lyrics are, for the most part, completely indecipherable, but the sounds of the words function as an instrument in and of themselves. 

 

5)The Chemistry Set – “Blue Monsters”

 

Listening to the Chemistry Set always makes me happy. Do I like them because I they are some of the coolest, wittiest, most musically interesting people I know?  Is their music really that good?  Am I just a silly home-town fan?  The answer to all three of those questions is probably yes, but it doesn’t matter.  What matters is that Stephen, Cory, Meredith, and Joshua have made a fantastic, beautiful, inspiring record… again.  Toby Pipes, a local Dallas producer of note, worked the knobs on the album, pulling out the absolute best in the band.  I supposed “Blue Monsters” has a bit more “rock” to it than the previous records but the edge doesn’t take a single note away from the sound that has defined The Chemistry Set over the years.  I don’t think I could ever get tired of listening to this band.

 

4) Radiant – “We Hope You Win”

I don’t think I’ve ever been a bigger Radiant fan than I am right now.  After watching them perform “That Girl” on “The Jimmy Kimmel Show” the other night I immediately sent Robin a text saying “Awesome.  They looked and sounded like stars.”  I stand by that statement and cannot comprehend how they as yet remain an unsigned band.  Oh well, maybe their performance on the show will help propel them to the level that they should be at, but until then, I’ll just keep fawning over them and telling everyone who will listen how great they are.  “We Hope You Win” includes some solid older tracks (“The Way You Make Me Feel” and “If I Had Known”) as well as some new gems (“That Girl” and “Kid With a Knife”) that expand the outer edges of the band’s musical niche.  These guys are very young and they have the potential to be huge, but if they never do, it won’t be for lack of quality or character.  

 

3) The Hold Steady – “Boys and Girls in America

When people describe something as “critically acclaimed,” I tend to be wary.  In fact, there are a number of critically acclaimed records this year that didn’t crack my top 10 (Gnarls Barkley, TV on the Radio).  Sometimes I think it is because I am out of touch, but more often than not I think it is because critics aren’t all that bright.  Either way, The Hold Steady’s “Boys and Girls in America” is a critically acclaimed record that DID make my Top 10, my Top 3 in fact.  This is a solid, mature, and unmistakably genuine album.  By genuine, I mean it feels like Craig Finn not only believes what he’s saying, but that he has actually seen the stories in the songs with his own eyes. Every song is a narrative and every song belongs.  I know this sounds odd, but go listen to Billy Joel’s “New York State of Mind”.  When I hear that song, I know that Billy Joel has ridden along the Hudson River Line and even though I haven’t done that myself, I feel like I have done it vicariously through Billy.  That’s how this album feels.  I’ve never met the people Finn sings about, but I feel like I have.  This is musical verité in the vein of Bruce Springsteen and Lou Reed. Lyrically this is the absolute best record of the year.  Here are some of my favorite lines:

 

“I feel Jesus in the clumsiness of young and awkward lovers” 

“She was a really good dancer but she wasn’t all that great of a girlfriend”

“I had my mouth on her nose when the chaperone said we were dancing too close”

“I’ve had kisses that make Judas seem sincere”

 

But what about the music?  Oh yeah.  It’s awesome too. 

 

2) Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Stadium Arcadium

Ok last year I felt like I had to justify putting a “mainstream” album at the top of my list (Coldplay’s “X&Y”).  Well this year my top album is very un-mainstream, but my #2 album is one of the biggest selling albums of the year.  I am not going to apologize for liking The Red Hot Chili Peppers, in fact I am going to say that if YOU don’t like them, you are wrong.  I know that is a bold statement but honestly, I’ll be happy to sit down with you and expound upon their greatness any time, anywhere.  I’ll tell you that they are one of the ten best American rock bands ever and that they have absolutely gotten better with age.  I’ll tell you that they have defined and redefined their sound successfully since the early eighties.  I will tell you that they have succeeded and flourished in the underground and in the mainstream simultaneously without a drop of compromise.  Some would say that releasing a record with 35 songs on it is excessive, and I would normally agree with that statement unless, of course, the songs were GOOD!  “Stadium Arcadium” is a glorious piece of rock and roll.  Anthony Kiedis’ voice is stronger than ever as is the voice of guitarist John Frusciante.  What most people don’t realize is that Frusciante is the musical genius of the band. (This explains why the only album the Peppers recorded without Frusciante, not including old Hillel Slovak material, completely sucked)  He writes most of the songs, Flea and Chad Smith fill in the rhythm section, and Kiedis writes most of the lyrics.  Yes I am a loyal fan and yes I admit this probably taints my views, but I really do love this record.  It was one of the first records I bought this year and it is most definitely the one that has spent the most time in my speakers.

    

1) Midlake – “The Trials of Van Occupanther

Several people have tried to convince me over the years that I should like Midlake.  I have their albums (in 2004 I ranked their “Bamnan and Slivercork” record as my #23) and have seen them in concert numerous times.  I have always recognized that they were very skilled and innovative musicians, but I never really connected with their music.  It was all a bit too noisy and experimental for me and I liked it in a very casual sort of way.  Throughout the year I had been hearing the buzz about “The Trials of Van Occupanther” and I admit I only paid casual attention.  I heard that the band had turned off their synthesizers and switched to pianos, horns and strings and I admit I was a bit intrigued, but reluctant.  The word on the street was that the album sounded a lot like 70’s era Fleetwood Mac and Bread.  My interest grew.  It wasn’t until Chris told me that it was one of his favorite records of the year that I decided to give in and give it a listen.  Wow.  What can I say about this album?  It is retro but not ironic. It is nostalgic but not old.  It is American but not sappy.  It is quirky but not inaccessible.  It is organic but not sloppy.  It is melancholy but not depressing.  It is (to use a Chuck Klosterman word) advanced.  In order for an album to be my #1, the main qualification is that I must like every song on the record.  I can easily say that about “Trials”.  In fact I like them all so much that it is hard to pick favorites.  “Roscoe” is steady, fun, and poignant.  “Van Occupanther”, a song which is little more than the inner dialogue of a misunderstood genius, moves me deeply every time I hear it.  “Young Bride” is urgent and emotionally resonant, displaying songwriting skill and wisdom rarely seen in music today.  I am officially on board with Midlake and look forward to following them wherever they might lead me.  Here’s to Midlake and here’s to a year in which three Dallas bands make my Top 5!

 

Albums (11-20)

11) Lady Sovereign – “Public Warning”

12) Band of Horses – “Everything All the Time”

13) The Streets – “The Hardest Way to Make an Easy Living”

14) Morrissey – “Ringleader of the Tormenters”

15) Jay-Z – “Kingdom Come”

16) Gnarls Barkley – “St. Elsewhere”

17) TV on the Radio – “Return to Cookie Mountain

18) Gomez – “How We Operate”

19) J Dilla – “Donuts”

20) Mohair – “Small Talk”

TV Shows (1-10)

1) The Office

2) Lost

3) Battlestar Galactica

4) The Sopranos

5) Entourage

 6) Heroes

 

7) Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

8) Big Love

9) Weeds

 10) My Name is Earl

 

 

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